Jodi has a reputation for being pooped on while traveling—so far, she has been pooped on by 14 birds and one bat—but this post shared many more of those tales.

Here it is, the most embarrassing way to inquire about where to catch the bus in Argentina. Lauren’s extensive list of disastrous “travel incidents” all over the world has made her well-known. This one involves a snorkeling excursion in which she erroneously showed her vag to an entire boat, including a family with young children.

Now, imagine that while the staff gives you a tour, you get the worst diarrhea of your life and pretend that everything is normal! Janet goes into great detail about her experience.